Favorite part of the game? Same as the last game. The brawling, even if they have changed it to QTE.
I was a bit disappointed we had to rely on QTE now for the fighting.
I’m just going to assume that kiss print on Dandelion’s neck is a tattoo, okay? And there’s nothing you can say to make me think otherwise.
I never even noticed that to now, but I wasn’t looking at his neck.
After Dandy gets a little defensive when asking him about working for Vernon Roche:
Geralt: ”Relax, Dandelion, you’re an adult… sorta.”
Zoltan: [laughs]
Triss: ”That’s not very supportive.”
Oh, God. Just walked back into Floatsam. Geralt’s sword was still in hand. The minute I crossed over the threshold into the town, dramatic, LOUD music began playing. Guards were yelling. There’s a big warning on my screen: SHEATHE YOUR SWORD BEFORE THE GUARDS REACT! Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like this:
How many guards did you kill before you put away the death dealer?
Just when I was about to get mad that they made me take Gridley to Rupert instead of the ghost.
You didn’t. Not on your first play through. I thought you were playing mostly good Geralt who gives people chances.
Geralt: Maybe the fire didn’t consume everything. Maybe I can find some medicine, a sedative.
Me: But Geralt… this hospital has to be about a bajillion years old and it’s haunted. U OK? We can’t give people medicine we found in a ruined hospital. Did I mention it was also haunted.
Mr. DT: Are you talking to the game again?
Me: BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE MEDICINE TO A GUY HE FOUND IN AN HAUNTED, ABANDONED HOSPITAL. THIS THING HAS PROBABLY BEEN EMPTY SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN!
Mr. DT: But baby, it might be a good idea. I think that sounds like a good idea actually.
Remind me that if we ever get stuck in an abandoned, haunted hospital to try to keep my sanity or else Mr. DT is going to feed me old medicine that he finds for the LULz.
Sleep with one eye open.
Why won’t this game just let me be fantastic? Found the medicine and it worked, but now we gotta look for a corpse. How about no? How about we just let the ass stay in the hospital with the madness he created? In fact, I’ll throw that other ass that helped him in there to keep him company because fucking asses.
Get yourself together, DT. Save the HULK SMASH for more appropriate parts of the game.
Geralt: Maybe the fire didn’t consume everything. Maybe I can find some medicine, a sedative.
Me: But Geralt… this hospital has to be about a bajillion years old and it’s haunted. U OK? We can’t give people medicine we found in a ruined hospital. Did I mention it was also haunted.
Mr. DT: Are you talking to the game again?
Me: BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE MEDICINE TO A GUY HE FOUND IN AN HAUNTED, ABANDONED HOSPITAL. THIS THING HAS PROBABLY BEEN EMPTY SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN!
Mr. DT: But baby, it might be a good idea. I think that sounds like a good idea actually.
Remind me that if we ever get stuck in an abandoned, haunted hospital to try to keep my sanity or else Mr. DT is going to feed me old medicine that he finds for the LULz.
Sleep with one eye open.
September 25, 1268 - a riot erupts, a massacre ensues.
Dear G,
I told you I had a bad feeling about you going there.
-E
Wh.o is t tthis? Ohw did yu geeet me?number.
-G
Geralt, you are drunk.
-E
Essie, pls. Im not drunlk f yo uwant me to apoolgize again i’M SORRYf uck.
God, I am oooos drunk right no
-G
You’re the best, DT.
